Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus A vintage hand-drawn illustration of

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of Santa Claus in his red suit and hat pops a wheelie on a mountain bike

Somewhere a boyfriend just saw this and quietly deleted his text

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

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Labeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus A vintage hand-drawn illustration ofMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block