Toilet Clogging Champion - Unisex Sweatshirt bigfoot Tommy's dinner table comedy routine

Tommy's dinner table comedy routine is the only stand-up set where the audience might not stand up again

A distressed green baseball glove sits centered between a green interlocking "GS" monogram on the left and a green baseball on the right

and life philosophy compressed into one beautiful syllable screamed at maximum volume

White elephant gifts are the only socially acceptable way to make someone hold a candle shaped like a foot and say thank you

Inspired by Footloose

Toilet Clogging Champion - Unisex Sweatshirt bigfoot Tommy's dinner table comedy routineChampionship trophies for toilet clogging exist because some people treat every bathroom visit like a title fight against municipal infrastructure. The "No. 1" ranking is doing a lot of heavy lifting considering the achievement is strictly a number two situation. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" in a distressed vintage style. A detailed golden yellow engraving style illustration of a trophy shaped toilet sits on an