What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal A mid-century modern illustration depicts

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting

Golden-amber arched text reads "SPANIARD'S" above large decorative serif lettering reading "GLADIATOR

Bold black text reads "42" and "LANES" beside the scene

Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings with forensic authority is peak Canadian commitment to zero-stakes investigation

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal A mid-century modern illustration depictsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.