The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL with white italic serif text

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

" with a yellow lightning bolt at the lower right

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "AMERICA'S MULLET

Places like this turned a simple dinner out into an escape

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL with white italic serif textJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi