Happy Hallowine Tee Sarcastic must have been something I

must have been something I hate”

I’d rather be elbows-deep in a murder mystery right now”

or rocking around the Christmas tree with your signature style

not tight—just right (even after tacos or trick-or-treat candy)

It brings together comfy softness

Happy Hallowine Tee Sarcastic must have been something IIs it even Halloween if your costume doesnt involve a glass of red and a cheeky tee? If your spicy spirit season includes equal parts sassy humor and cabernet, girl, this is your moment. Who wants to spend October sipping pumpkin spice in silence when your shirt can spill the real tea (or merlot) for you? Theres nothing subtle about your love of cozy nights, good gossip, and a bottleor threeof your favorite wine. Thats where the Happy Hallowine Tee