WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and a bottle

and a bottle

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Red script text reads "New" above bold black block letters reading "PLAYDIUM

Lowercase white serif text reads "(separately of course)" at the bottom

Late-night infomercial badges have sold rotisserie ovens

WWJBD - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL and a bottleMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"