Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL The shirt knows exactly what

The shirt knows exactly what it did

Tourism boards on desert hellholes always oversell the climate

Honesty has never looked this aggressively cheerful

Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame

with a green leaf

Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL The shirt knows exactly whatSanta running a chimney to chimney shakedown for snickerdoodles is the most honest portrayal of that man's energy. Billions of unpaid home entries a year, and cookies are apparently all it takes to keep him quiet. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus seated on a chimney, holding a cookie and a steaming mug, wearing a red suit with green gloves, surrounded by white sparkle accents. Golden yellow ornate serif text with dark