Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A distressed red hand-drawn illustration

A distressed red hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in a boater hat stands in a batting stance

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and the neon sign out front promised something worth dressing up for

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Curved black text along the bottom reads "FOR SKATING PLEASURE

Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A distressed red hand-drawn illustrationGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth