I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii and the world is an

and the world is an imperfect place

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

The shirt knows exactly what it did

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

A circular logo at the top depicts a red cardinal perched on a black bowling ball beside yellow bowling pins

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii and the world is anBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked