My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Geography class never prepared anyone

Geography class never prepared anyone for this particular landmark

Wearing the joke makes you the punchline

but this one held court over an entire era

"World's Okayest" is the only honest superlative anyone in a family of three kids has ever received

Rolling joints hits different when the only thing you're twisting is a skeleton foot that clearly owes its podiatrist money

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Geography class never prepared anyoneSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and