Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Long Sleeve T-Shirt cooleemee rendered in golden-tan and dark

rendered in golden-tan and dark brown ink

Merrill's 507-foot record and 466 strikeouts finally make sense when the pitch comes from another galaxy

with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO

wearing an open robe

America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point

Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Long Sleeve T-Shirt cooleemee rendered in golden-tan and darkBen Franklin spent years in Paris allegedly doing diplomacy but actually just drinking everything the French put in front of him. Naming a fake beer after him is less a joke and more a historically accurate label. The Details: A limited color illustration depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with gold buttons and a white ruffled cravat, hoisting a golden pint glass. White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif