I Rub My Meat - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_halloween White text at the bottom

White text at the bottom reads "U

Bold white text below reads "PLAZA

Cornfields remain undefeated

Some alleys were just alleys

The calendar changes but the human capacity for self-deception remains impressively consistent year-round

I Rub My Meat - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_halloween White text at the bottomGrilling enthusiasts who announce they rub their meat are just exhibitionists with a plausible alibi and a spice rack. The 1950s clip art is doing more legal defense work than most attorneys. The Details: Distressed white hand brushed script reads "I Rub My Meat" across the upper portion. A vintage 1950s clip art illustration in white depicts a man in a chef's hat and apron grilling with tongs over a barbecue, a bowl of seasoning rub and spice bottles