Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red " "KANKAKEE

" "KANKAKEE

Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable

a distressed white silhouette depicts a baseball player mid-swing in helmet and uniform

Large weathered green serif lettering reads "CRICKETS" below the mascot

Distressed navy block text at top reads "PARTY TIME IN THE" flanked by red stars

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red " "KANKAKEEStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit