Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black rounded white retro text below

rounded white retro text below reads "Old School

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

and black ink

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text across the midsection reads "GUYABEETUS

Red and black checkered banner elements frame white text reading "SCHOOL OF" in a smaller condensed font

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black rounded white retro text belowNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters